NBA Uncensored » miami http://www.nbauncensored.com Where Truth Comes To Die Thu, 13 May 2010 14:54:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Heat Cave to International Pressure, Arroyo New PG http://www.nbauncensored.com/archives/129 http://www.nbauncensored.com/archives/129#comments Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:08:11 +0000 SriStyle http://www.nbauncensored.com/?p=129 In a surprising move, the Miami Heat signed journeyman point guard and Puerto Rican sensation Carlos Arroyo to a one-year $1.1 million dollar non-guaranteed contract.  Heat coach Eric Spoelstra said Carlos was signed to be the backup point guard to alleged Alaskan Mario Chamlers.  Arroyo tweeted his thanks to his aunt for setting him up in his hometown in what is sure to be a spectacular return to South Beach.

You better listen!

You better listen!

The signing brings with it some controversy.  As reported here early this week, Spoelstra was recently excommunicated and banished from his native land of the Philippines after Carlos Arroyo’s distant aunt, Philippine President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, publically decried the point guard situation of the roster.  There is no official word yet on whether or not this personnel move will lead to Spoelstra’s return to grace in the eyes of his natuve Philippines, but sources say there are moves happening in the shadows of the corridors of Filipino power.  Stay logged in as this breaking story continues to unfold.


]]> http://www.nbauncensored.com/archives/129/feed 8030 Philippines Excommunicates Spoelstra Over Arroyo http://www.nbauncensored.com/archives/45 http://www.nbauncensored.com/archives/45#comments Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:19:24 +0000 SriStyle http://www.nbauncensored.com/?p=45 Upon hearing  Miami Heat coach and noted Filipino Eric Spoelstra’s proclamation that the Heat’s point guard position was “Just fine,” Philippine president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo excommunicated the young coach from all association with the Philippines until her distant nephew, journeyman point guard and Puerto Rican sensation, Carlos Arroyo be signed to the roster.

Spo is DEAD to me!

Spo is DEAD to me!

Oh Oh It's Magic!

Not Alone!

“There is no excuse for this travesty.” The world leader decried from her podium.  “The dramatic gopher and a brother named Mario who claims he’s from Alaska have no place in a lineup while my boy is still unsigned and alone.” To which Carlos tweeted, “Aunt Gloria, I’m really not that alone right now.  In fact, I’m having the time of my life.”

More as this international incident develops.

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