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Drug Companies Vie for Van Gundy Endorsement
When retired porn star and current Orlando Magic head coach Stan van Gundy decided to put aside his dower task-master persona and open up to his players as a kinder ...
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Case Study: The Shaqifly Effect
There is a force rumbling within the NBA. A being so powerful in its presence, its shadow spans two conferences. This awe-inspiring force of nature is THE Shaquille O’neal. There ...
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Rapper Pitbull Adjusting To Life In The NBA
*Update Below* Miami native Pitbull is adjusting to the transition from rap impresario to point guard extraordinaire. Pitbull, born Carlos Arroyo, spent his early youth balling around the parks of Pincrest ...
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Villanueva Donates Eyebrows to Charity
New Pistons free agent Charlie Villanueva has brought his giving ways with him to the Motor City. At the start of every season the fifth year veteran shaves his ...
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Fans Join List Of Creditors For Beleagured Walker
The dwindling finances of former all-star and shimmy-shake aficianado Antoine Walker have found yet another disgruntled party with claims against them. This time it is not the I.R.S. who is ...
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NBA Ref Lockout Comes To Sudden End
Details are pouring in regarding the surprising end to the NBA Referee lockout. One name coming up often in both confirmed and unconfirmed reports is that of soon to ...
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Morrison Amazed He Has Cash For Real Estate
Adam Morrison cannot believe he has the money to worry about buying real estate in this down market. To quote the Lakers small forward, “Man, I can’t freak’n believe I ...
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The Stephen Jackson Diaries: Entry Two
Dear Diary, I don’t think I want to be team captain anymore. I mean shit, all a captain does is talk to the refs and talk up the new bitches still ...
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Chris Quinn Signs Lucrative Endorsement Deal
Current Miami Heat third string point guard Chris Quinn has decided to become the new spokesmanthing for Progainpicia, the radical full body hair growth regimen developed by that company from ...
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