Riley posture

So Not Pat Riley Pat Riley

Lord, all that diva needs is to believe, really believe, he can lead this underdog team.  That no matter what everybody says, they can contend.  Once we have that, once the team is feeding off of him and he’s feeding off of the team, anything is possible, we’ll have a shot, maybe a small one, but it’s there, and I can taste it.

Now we haven’t had that chemistry, I’ll admit that. I don’t know what I did wrong.  Okay, that’s bullshit.  I know exactly what I did wrong, but Lord, I’m Pat Riley, come on.

What do I need to do?  Do I need to get Caron Butler?  Is that what I need to do?  What about the summer?  The summer of everything? The summer I staked Dwyane Wade’s prime on?  I know deep down Caron can be that guy at small forward, that guy Dwyane can believe in and feed off of.  But Lord, to pull that off I either need one of two things.  A deal just for Caron and Haywood which isn’t going to happen.  Or Lord, here me out, a money deal.  I say do it big.  I hear myself saying it, “Do it big Pat.”.  You know how I feel about Jermaine What can you do? At the end of the day if he has to go, he has to go.  So if I send over Jermaine and maybe tack on a  Cook or Mario or maybe even Jim, though I’ll miss him, tough knock being named after that crazy massacre, if I do those things…I need Haywood.  I’ll take old man Mike James with his funky stuff to make the money work, but I need Brendan in the deal.  Maybe I send both Chalms Cook and Jones to get it done, point is, Haywood’s in the deal.  And deep down Lord I know I can somehow deal Caron while signing Lebron.  It’ll be hard, but you have my back, so it’s cool. You get me.  You Get what I’m saying. Look at these rings. How could you not get me.  All right.  I did my thing.  Now you do your thing, then I’ll do my thing again, and it’ll all be on.  15 Strong!