Stephen Jackson DapperDear Diary,

I don’t think I want to be team captain anymore.  I mean shit, all a captain does is talk to the refs and talk up the new bitches still wet behind the ears.  Well fuck, I can’t stand the refs.  Come to think of it, I can’t stand all the young guys either.  Shit, I’m Big Shot Jack not Captain Jack.  The only Captain Jack for me is this sweet fucking sound.  Yeah, Captain Jack.  He’ll get you high tonight.  Damn straight boy.  And that nigga’ll even take you to your special island.  Fuck yo, I gotta pump up the bass on this Billy Joel shit, that little wigger be thumpin’.  What is he pushin? Two, naw, four decibels?  Crazy yo, crazy.