Dear Diary,Stephen Jackson Dapper

Fuck Nellie.  Seriously, FUCK Nellie.  The nigga’s a punk bitch.  Fined for motherfucking cursing?  You fucking kidding me?  Shit, all Nellie fucking does is curse!  I thought my fucking name was Ufuk for the first six weeks I knew the fuck.  It aint right.  Bitch, it aint fucking right!   I mean, who the fuck does he fucking  think he is?  That Hawaii 5-0 love’n beardless motherfucking Santa Clause better check his fucking ass.

Oh,  I’m thinking it might be about time I semi-acknowledge little Tyreke.  LaShawndelle is giving me way to much shit about it and her booty is way too fine.  I’ll send him a pair of signed sneakers, maybe take him to the barber to get some  rows going.